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The Hallmead Cat
Following an “incident” earlier this week, involving a trampoline and an unsuspecting local resident, the spotlight turns tonight on Ulfric, aka Mr Paws, the Hallmead cat. An interview.
Ulfric…I may call you that?
- Iz.
Or Mr Paws?
- Iz. Juss not the full nam…
You mean?
- No! Don say it!
Sorry. This week, there was some concern when you were discovered sheltering underneath a trampoline belonging to an unsuspecting local resident.
- Iz. Waz rainin!
Yes. Although — and I hope you’ll forgive me for mentioning this — you ARE a Norwegian Forest Cat.
- Iz.
A member of a proud and ancient race of cats, clearly used to harsh weather. And with a waterproof overcoat…
- Iz!
So a little rain should not really bother you. Some people have suggested that you may have gone a little soft…
- Iz not soft. Some catz likez the finer thingz…