Won’t somebody think of the Children?

Middle-aged busybodies with too much time on their hands celebrate saving literally 17 children from an imaginary threat

The Nightmare by Henry Fuseli (1781): public domain

“Today is a great day for children!” That was the message this morning from global online organisation Scare Away for Demons (prop. one woman, Mrs Edith Gullible, and her dog) as its founder confirmed…